Minor Universe 31

Q:     What does “InFAQs” stand for?

A:     Infrequently Asked Questions.

Q:     Why post InFAQs?  Why not post FAQs, like a normal person? 

A:     Are you trying to hurt me?  Don’t you think I want to post FAQs?  You ever think that maybe there are no Qs that are F, only Qs that are InF?

Q:    Can you please stop asking questions?

A:    Can you please stop being annoying?

Q:    Quit it.

A:    What?  What am I doing?  Oh, this?  Am I stealing your punctuation mark?

Q:    Can we just move on?

A:    Is that a rhetorical question?

Q:    Seriously, what letter does it say in front of you? 

A:    A.

Q:    That’s right, A.  I’m the Q, you’re the A, so leave the questions to me.  I don’t ask rhetorical questions.  If I did, then this would be Minor Universe 31 Rhetorically Asked Questions.

A:     I just want to point out that there were zero questions in that last outburst. 

Q:     Oh my God.  I hate you.

A:     Are we waiting for Godot?