Q: What does “InFAQs” stand for?
A: Infrequently Asked Questions.
Q: Why post InFAQs? Why not post FAQs, like a normal person?
A: Are you trying to hurt me? Don’t you think I want to post FAQs? You ever think that maybe there are no Qs that are F, only Qs that are InF?
Q: Can you please stop asking questions?
A: Can you please stop being annoying?
Q: Quit it.
A: What? What am I doing? Oh, this? Am I stealing your punctuation mark?
Q: Can we just move on?
A: Is that a rhetorical question?
Q: Seriously, what letter does it say in front of you?
Q: That’s right, A. I’m the Q, you’re the A, so leave the questions to me. I don’t ask rhetorical questions. If I did, then this would be Minor Universe 31 Rhetorically Asked Questions.
A: I just want to point out that there were zero questions in that last outburst.
Q: Oh my God. I hate you.
A: Are we waiting for Godot?